((alright, i’m outie. behave kids <3))　

straywolveswalking:

agentcoulsonsupernanny:

straywolveswalking started following you

*smiles* Hi there, boys. My name’s Phil. What are yours?

I’m Chase!

Nico, shut up already! Hey, Mr. Phil. I’m Chase and that’s Nico.

*chuckles* Pleased to meet you, Chase, Nico. Having a good day?

straywolveswalking started following you

*smiles* Hi there, boys. My name’s Phil. What are yours?

The Whole Entire World Will Turn Into Zombies Tonight At 11:59:59 EST. If You Dont Reblog This Before Then, Your Brain Is Forfeit To The Horde.

(Source: CNN)

getthatoutofmyface:

agentcoulsonsupernanny:

getthatoutofmyface:

agentcoulsonsupernanny replied to your post: It’s official. I’m out of clothes to wear.

*averts eyes* Have Howard go buy some?

I have no idea where he could be.. *covers up with some cushions* Sorry about this.

*offers his jacket* How does one “run out of clothes”, anyway?

I have two dresses. And both are in the washing. That’s how you can run out of clothes.

Why not wear your mens’ clothes and just tighten the belt? At least you’d be covered.

agentcoulsonsupernanny started following you

telepathic-labrat:

agentcoulsonsupernanny:

telepathic-labrat:

agentcoulsonsupernanny:

telepathic-labrat:

Hello, sir~
Lovely morning we’re having, wouldn’t you say? 

Well, it’s a morning. Just hoping the day will go well.

Agent Phil Coulson, with SHIELD. And you are?

Well it’s a lovely day so far in terms of weather. Maybe luck will be on your side

Charles Xavier, sir.
My my, I’m just meeting SHIELD agents left and right, aren’t I?
Quite comprehensive. 

We tend to travel in packs. And I believe I saw you speaking to my husband. Pleasure to meet you in person, Professor. I’ve read your file.

Oh, Director Fury? Pleasant man. *smiles* It’s an honor to meet more members of SHIELD, honestly

… *laughs* You know it’s funny, I’m the telepath here and yet you people seem to know who I am quite extensively.

It’s my job to know about pretty much everyone. I’m told it’s a little creepy, but…

That blog censor post was originally a relief campaign for Japan

((why would CNN post about tumblr censorship anyway? good lord people.))

(Source: notyournightlight)

getthatoutofmyface:

agentcoulsonsupernanny replied to your post: It’s official. I’m out of clothes to wear.

*averts eyes* Have Howard go buy some?

I have no idea where he could be.. *covers up with some cushions* Sorry about this.

*offers his jacket* How does one “run out of clothes”, anyway?

Good morning.

generallyfurious:

agentcoulsonsupernanny:

generallyfurious:

agentcoulsonsupernanny:

generallyfurious:

[wraps one arm around him] Does that mean things went well and we’re going?

It means I haven’t heard back yet but I’m optimistic. *lays his head on Nick’s shoulder*

Okay. [kisses his temple] I’ll keep one of the jets on stand-by. Just in case.

*smiles* Good. Misappropriation, but good.

Do you want to try getting any kind of security on a commercial flight? [smiles] It’s easier this way. And SHIELD owes us both a little easy.

I suppose you’re right. *leans up to kiss him* Hopefully they’ll give it to us.

Good morning.

generallyfurious:

agentcoulsonsupernanny:

generallyfurious:

[wraps one arm around him] Does that mean things went well and we’re going?

It means I haven’t heard back yet but I’m optimistic. *lays his head on Nick’s shoulder*

Okay. [kisses his temple] I’ll keep one of the jets on stand-by. Just in case.

*smiles* Good. Misappropriation, but good.

agentcoulsonsupernanny started following you

telepathic-labrat:

agentcoulsonsupernanny:

telepathic-labrat:

Hello, sir~
Lovely morning we’re having, wouldn’t you say? 

Well, it’s a morning. Just hoping the day will go well.

Agent Phil Coulson, with SHIELD. And you are?

Well it’s a lovely day so far in terms of weather. Maybe luck will be on your side

Charles Xavier, sir.
My my, I’m just meeting SHEILD agents left and right, aren’t I?
Quite comprehensive. 

We tend to travel in packs. And I believe I saw you speaking to my husband. Pleasure to meet you in person, Professor. I’ve read your file.

Good morning.

generallyfurious:

agentcoulsonsupernanny:

generallyfurious:

agentcoulsonsupernanny:

generallyfurious:

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Mm. Morning. [smiles and takes the cup] Sleep well?

*kisses him before handing it over* Very. You?

[kisses him back and takes a sip] Pretty well. I’ll let you know once I’m awake enough to process it. [chuckles]

Fair enough. *settles in beside him with his own cup* Hopefully get to sleep in more tomorrow.

[wraps one arm around him] Does that mean things went well and we’re going?

It means I haven’t heard back yet but I’m optimistic. *lays his head on Nick’s shoulder*

Good morning.

generallyfurious:

agentcoulsonsupernanny:

generallyfurious:

___________________

Mm. Morning. [smiles and takes the cup] Sleep well?

*kisses him before handing it over* Very. You?

[kisses him back and takes a sip] Pretty well. I’ll let you know once I’m awake enough to process it. [chuckles]

Fair enough. *settles in beside him with his own cup* Hopefully get to sleep in more tomorrow.

agentcoulsonsupernanny started following you

telepathic-labrat:

Hello, sir~
Lovely morning we’re having, wouldn’t you say? 

Well, it’s a morning. Just hoping the day will go well.

Agent Phil Coulson, with SHIELD. And you are?

Good morning.

generallyfurious:

___________________

Mm. Morning. [smiles and takes the cup] Sleep well?

*kisses him before handing it over* Very. You?